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Welcome, !
You are now an official member of the World War II Turtle Club. Print your card below, cut it to wallet size, and start recruiting your squad!
— Front of Card —
World War II Turtle Club
Are You A Turtle?
How it Really Happened
This is to certify that
is a member in good standing and will remain so as long as he/she continues to give the password when asked by a fellow Turtle "Are You A Turtle"
is a member in good standing and will remain so as long as he/she continues to give the password when asked by a fellow Turtle "Are You A Turtle"
— Back of Card —
World War II Turtle Club — Member Rules
We assume all prospective TURTLES own a JACKASS. On this assumption is the reason for the password. This password must be given if you are ever asked by a fellow member "ARE YOU A TURTLE?"
You "MUST" reply "YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I AM."
If you do not give the password in full because of embarrassment or some other reason, you forfeit a beverage of his/her choice.
So remember the password: "YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I AM."
To become an official Turtle you must solve these riddles:1. What is it a cow has four of and a woman only has two of?
2. What is it a lady does sitting, a man does standing and a dog does on three legs?
3. What is round, hard, has hair around it, and sticking out of pajamas he can hang his hat on it?
4. What is it that goes in hard and firm and comes out soft and sticky?
Answers: 1 - Legs, 2 - Hands, 3 - His Head, 4 - Chewing Gum
You are now a member of WWII Turtle Club. Govern yourself accordingly and procure new members. Send them to www.WorldWarII.us for a FREE membership card and membership benefits.
🖨 Printing Tips for Best Results
Paper: Use card stock (80–100lb) for a professional feel — available at Walmart, Office Depot, or Amazon.
Quality: Set your printer to "Best" quality (not Draft or Normal) for rich, bold colors.
Settings: In Chrome print dialog, set Margins to "None" and check "Background graphics" so colors print correctly.
Cutting: A guillotine paper cutter (~$15 at Walmart) gives much cleaner edges than scissors.
Low ink? Colors may print light — fresh ink cartridges make a big difference on the navy blue and gold!
Quality: Set your printer to "Best" quality (not Draft or Normal) for rich, bold colors.
Settings: In Chrome print dialog, set Margins to "None" and check "Background graphics" so colors print correctly.
Cutting: A guillotine paper cutter (~$15 at Walmart) gives much cleaner edges than scissors.
Low ink? Colors may print light — fresh ink cartridges make a big difference on the navy blue and gold!